Life is what happens while you are busy making other plans. John Lennon
January 26, 2012
Grandma’s Favourite Saying
A place for everything, everything in its place. Benjamin Franklin
January 25, 2012
Talk of the Day
Sometimes I wish that I was the weather, you’d bring me up in conversation forever. And when it rained, I’d be the talk of the day. John Mayer
December 30, 2011
Doors
“The doors we open and close each day decide the lives we live.” – Flora Whittemore
December 25, 2011
3 Stages
The 3 stages of man: He believes in Santa Claus.
He doesn’t believe in Santa Claus.
He is Santa Claus.
December 22, 2011
Worth It
Dear Santa,
I’m writing to let you know that I’ve been naughty…
and it was worth it.
You fat, judgmental bastard.
December 22, 2011
Worth It
Dear Santa,
I’m writing to let you know that I’ve been naughty…
and it was worth it.
You fat, judgmental bastard.
December 21, 2011
Christmas Pizza
Good King Wenceslas phoned for a pizza. The salesgirl asked him, ‘Do you want your usual? Deep pan, crisp and even?’
December 21, 2011
Christmas Pizza
Good King Wenceslas phoned for a pizza. The salesgirl asked him, ‘Do you want your usual? Deep pan, crisp and even?’
December 20, 2011
More Beautiful
“Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful.” Norman Vincent Peale
